I was going to write about something else because I don’t like exposing this sort of information to the great masses of the planet, but I’m sleep deprived and willing to tell you just about anything so here goes:
Taylor Swift
Specifically the album Red featuring 22, We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, I Knew You Were Trouble. I do love a little bit of Taylor. I like to listen to it in the car (when I’m alone).
Mamma Mia
The movie with Meryl Streep chased by three old men all to the familiar sound of Abba. It’s a love story for the ages. Proper feel good awesomeness.
Bubble Baths
Divine. A long, long soak in a hot, hot bath with bubbles for days. And a good book to read (or as happen more recently, Twitter).
X Factor
It’s one of the very few ‘real time’ TV shows that I watch. And I know it’s trashy, shite and fixed. But I get so wrapped up in it it’s almost funny.
Honourable mentions: Take Me Out, The Jeremy Kyle Show.
Sneeze Tourettes
When you sneeze and unleash a stream of expletives by way of expelling the bad energy.
Bogeys
Either getting hold of a stubborn hard one, or that time when you get hold of what feels like a tiny bit but it pulls a massive stringy slug from way down deep in your sinuses.
A Warm Toilet Seat
Because happiness is a comfortable poo.
Watching The Rocky Horror Show, getting really drunk, and singing along at the top of my voice; alone.
Somethings other people do not need to experience. My rendition of Sweet Transvestite is one of those things.
